21 things that will happen if you abolish the Seanad.

  1. Your neighbours will have louder sex.
  2. You will have even less sex.
  3. Your mother in law will come and live with you.
  4. The Irish international soccer team will get worse.
  5. M50 traffic will get worse.
  6. Your partner will cheat on you……… With Vincent Browne.
  7. There won’t be a united Ireland.
  8. The Daily Mail will be made compulsory reading.
  9. Daithi O’Shea will host RTE Primetime.
  10. Section 23 tax breaks for Fianna Fáil’s Builder mates.
  11. Fine Gael will be in power for perpetuity.
  12. Social media will become more hysterical.
  13. Your period pain will get worse.
  14. There will be a power grab.
  15. We will be deprived of Ronan Mullen
  16. John Waters will have daily column in the Irish times.
  17. We will have another famine.
  18. We will have less politicians.
  19. Text message speak will replace the english language.
  20. We will be deprived of Terry Leyden.
  21. Fianna Fail wont be able to use Seanad Envelopes.

 

 

 

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About Paul Duggan

Politics, humour, Liberal, Curmudgeon, Rogue. Creator and author of Irish Shades of Grey.
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6 Responses to 21 things that will happen if you abolish the Seanad.

  1. rjmackin says:

    The horror. The horror.

  2. Carmel says:

    Hilarious 😉 I know which way I’m voting now.

  3. Martin Carr says:

    Enda will get even more puffed up and arrogant

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